Slap Me Santa


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Slap Me Santa is an erotic children’s book. For 30 years now, I wanted to make something for new moms who are feeling… sexually frustrated with their husbands.

Ladies, don’t worry, I think I might just have what you’re looking for here. Enjoy.

For this release, the video is entirely different from the audio recording. Bonus material all-around for my bestest fans.

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