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Smell Beyond the Bathroom Door is a children’s book about a mysterious stench and where it’s coming from.

Smell beyond the bathroom door.

For the life of me, I can’t figure out where this strong stench is coming from.

It’s driving me insane! I clean and clean and clean. Still, I smell the stench.

The smell must be coming from somewhere beyond the bathroom door.

Could it be the toilet?

Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Still, the smell is beyond the bathroom door.

Could it be the bathtub?

Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Still, the smell is beyond the bathroom door.

Could it be the sink?

Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Still, the smell is beyond the bathroom door!

Where could it be?!

Then, all of a sudden, a faint noise was audible. wa wa.

The sound was coming from the cabinet under the sink!

With a quick movement, I opened the cabinet doors to find…

A poopy baby playing hide and seek!

That is the story of the smell beyond the bathroom door.

The end.

Here is a list of the 22 channels of marketing. I expect our channels to change month-by-month as marketing continues to evolve beyond 2019.

Viral Marketing
Public Relations
Guerrilla Marketing
Search Engine Marketing
Social Media Marketing
Online ads (social + display)
Offline ads
Search Engine Optimization
Content Marketing (Blogs)
Email Marketing
Marketing Engineering
Blog Outreach
Business Development
Sales
Affiliate Marketing
Niche Directories
Trade Shows
Live Events (webinars / seminars)
Speaking Engagements
Community Growth
Influencer Marketing
Sponsorships/Partnerships

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Honeybee, I Need You is a poetic children’s book about a bee who intentionally injures himself for the love and attention of a bee doctor.

Honeybee, I need you.
My antenna broke.
It was a wall into which I flew.
Or maybe it was a tree made out of oak.

You did this to see me, drone.
Admit it, you love me, it is known.
You do not want to be alone.
You see me as this precious stone.
Your future backbone.
A life milestone.
Enough with the secret undertone.
Admit it, you love me, let it be shown.

Noooooo!
I must go!

Honeybee, I need you.
My wing is weak.
It looks all blue.
Oh how my future is bleak!

You did this to see me, drone.
Admit it, you love me, it is known.
You do not want to be alone.
You see me as this precious stone.
Your future backbone.
A life milestone.
Enough with the secret undertone.
Admit it, you love me, let it be shown.

Noooooo!
I must go!

Honeybee, I need you.
My leg got stuck in an egg.
Life is entirely askew!
Ow ow ow, my leg!

You did this to see me, drone.
Admit it, you love me, it is known.
You do not want to be alone.
You see me as this precious stone.
Your future backbone.
A life milestone.
Enough with the secret undertone.
Admit it, you love me, let it be shown.

Noooooo!
I must go!

Honeybee, I need you.
My heart is broken.
From the moment we met, I knew.
You are my everything, although unspoken…

You did this to see me, drone.
But alas, it is too late.
Someone else will carry my throne.
A new date, a new fate.
I loved you.
And you knew.

Nooooooooo!

The end.