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I make stories.

Characters from a Celebrity Fairytale

Kacey Musgrat
Gary Woodchuck
Lady GooGoo
Tony Robin
Jimmy Falcon
Tim Ferrett
Jerry Signfell
Angelina Jolly
Kanye East
Chris Hempseed
Bradley Pooper
Americano Grande
Clint Oakwood
Justin Beaver
Katy Fairy
Jim Carefree
Neil Patrick Hairy
Ellen Generous
Stephen Coal Bear
Whoppie Pie Gold Bird
Whipped Cream Gold Bird
Adam Sander
Matthew Mahogany
Leonardo Decapitated
Leonardo Capri Sun
Arnold Bacon and Egger
Henry Winky
Sylvester Stallion
Liam Raisin
Dingo Starr
Uma Thermometer
Benedict Cucumber Patch
Donut Trump
Samuel L. Jack Rabbit

This would be a story about a falling sign (Jerry Signfell) and the planned rescue to save him.

Famous things from all over Los Angeles, California would gather to save Jerry Signfell.

“Help! Over here! I am a celebrity in distress!”

You get the idea.

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A Funny Guide for Appropriate Workplace Conduct

Anti-harassment for all.

This goes for all humans, furry people and anything else that works in a company:

No chest grabs.
No groin grabs.
No weird double-winks.
No dirty talk.

Single winks are acceptable.
Smiling is acceptable.
Staring is acceptable (but creepy).
Hugging is acceptable.
Foul language is acceptable (if used sparingly).
Play time is acceptable (if mutually agreed upon).

Undies are mandatory.
Clothing is mandatory.

Zero-tolerance.
Any problems, both disputing parties are to be fired. Decide beforehand if you would like to lose your job for harassment cases.

You are responsible for handling your sh*t. Handle it. Those who can’t, can’t work here.

For everything else, here is the number for our company therapist.

See you at work on Monday 🙂

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How To Run Your Marketing on Autopilot

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Automating your marketing is the optimal way to grow your business in the 21st century. With a few simple systems in place, you can have several tasks handled for you without a hitch. Here are the resources I have used and would recommend to any business owner (I am not affiliated with these links in any way):

Ghost Blog Writers (Content Marketing)

Creating consistent content for your website is one of the most time-consuming tasks. To ensure your website ranks better for SEO over time, this blog team can create articles for you on a set schedule of your choosing.

99designs (Logo Design)

For an inexpensive logo, 99designs has a great pool of professional graphic designers. If you find a designer you like, they could take on additional branding work for you. To keep an eye on their output, I suggest using a collaborative design tool like Canva. Also mentioned in video: Google Drawings and Unsplash.

Upwork (Freelance Projects)

Finding a marketing assistant in your area could take months. To have one in days, try Upwork. There are also certified ads specialists and social media experts on here, you just have to sort through it to find the right people for your next project.

Fiverr (Odd Jobs)

For quick services, I’ve had short video animations created via this platform. There are also plenty of writers on here with reasonable prices.

Podium (Google Reviews)

Finding more Google reviews for your business can be challenging if your online presence is fairly new. Podium makes the business of finding five-star reviews easier, with excellent conversion rates. Restaurants would find this tool particularly beneficial for new business. Also mentioned in video: AskNicely.

Zapier (App Automations)

Have social media posts shared across all of your social media platforms with Zapier. Use the platform’s different integration features to simplify how you use common business apps. IFTTT is another tool for simple automation tasks.

Converse AI (Chatbots)

Converse AI is a fun tool for building chatbots. This is a game-changer for web lead gen, as it automates your live chat conversations with artificial intelligence. Facebook messenger has an AI tool for this too.

MailChimp (Email Marketing)

If you build out a top-notch email sales funnel through MailChimp automation, you will have the best marketing assistant in the world, working for you. Email marketing is still the best growth opportunity for new businesses, even compared to social media.

These are some ideas to chew on for your next set of marketing initiatives. If you combine all of these tools, you could build a nice marketing system that runs on autopilot for you. Then you can finally get back to working on your business, rather than in it.

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